For over 30 years, Mary Fran Bontempo has been writing for and about women. Now in life’s “middle ground,” Mary Fran created Not Ready for Granny Panties–first the blog, then the book and now the lifestyle. With wit and humor, she shows women how to clean up their self-talk and ditch the mental granny panties while reminding women of their “awesomeness” and encouraging them to grab a daily dose of fun. Click on any of the links below to purchase the books online or see what others have said about her latest book, “Woman’s Book of Dirty Words” HERE.
We women talk—a lot. Yet, the words that take others to their happy place often make us miserable. Words like “vacation,” “change,” and “balance” can leave us breathing into a paper bag with our heads between our knees. It doesn’t have to be that way. Join Mary Fran Bontempo and The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words and redefine the “dirty words” that make women cringe. You’ll laugh, clean up your self-talk, and trim your “dirty words” list down to size! Download the first chapters HERE for free.
Granny Panties are as much a state of mind as a giant pair of unmentionables. And no woman is safe from getting stuck. In Not Ready for Granny Panties-The 11 Commandments for Avoiding Granny Panties, Mary Fran Bontempo shows women how to reclaim and redefine their lives on a hilarious ride that’s equal parts inspiration and fun!
An ordinary life is anything but, as proven by this delightful collection of essays trumpeting the “joys” of modern-day womanhood. From finding lost socks and keys, to navigating teenage dating drama, to handling a dog with stomach issues, life, while perhaps not always riveting, is never dull.
Join Mary Fran Bontempo as she glides (and occasionally lurches) through life, employing a healthy sense of humor as a weapon against life’s twists and turns. From skinned knees, broken toys and tears, to body piercings, broken hearts and more tears, women share the same story, with different details. Fortunately, a communal chuckle can get us through our Everyday Adventures!