About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

Packing for One

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. I don't know if I can do it. This week, for the first time in my life ever, I will be traveling alone. For those accustomed to business trips, as well as others with scattered family and friends, this likely sounds crazy. After all, I'm past the half-century mark age-wise, but the farthest I've ever been [...]

2018-10-30T09:42:50-04:00May 13th, 2014|0 Comments

“Thank You” for Forwarding

I’m not sure who wrote this, but I received it the other day from my mom, who, oddly enough, has been the perpetrator who forwarded me virtually every one of the offending emails listed. Thanks, Mom, and by the way, the “thank you” part below is intended to be SARCASTIC! –Mary Fran   [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ [...]

2018-10-30T09:42:52-04:00May 7th, 2014|0 Comments

Becoming “Momzilla”

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent="yes" overflow="visible"][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type="1_1" background_position="left top" background_color="" border_size="" border_color="" border_style="solid" spacing="yes" background_image="" background_repeat="no-repeat" padding="" margin_top="0px" margin_bottom="0px" class="" id="" animation_type="" animation_speed="0.3" animation_direction="left" hide_on_mobile="no" center_content="no" min_height="none"] Jacqueline Kennedy--Formal Wedding Portrait Was there ever a more beautiful bride? Photo courtesy of the JFK Presidential Library   I couldn't help myself. After a particularly trying day dealing with a [...]

2018-10-30T09:42:52-04:00May 6th, 2014|0 Comments

Fargo–A Television Review

By: Mary Fran Bontempo Billy Bob Thornton is one weird dude. If you weren't convinced by Billy Bob and former wife, Angelina Jolie, wearing vials of each other's blood around their necks, well, tune into the new FX series, Fargo. There won't be a doubt in your mind. Inspired by the Coen Brothers' 1996 movie of the same name, the series takes place in Bemidji, Minnesota, and as in the film, the setting [...]

2018-10-30T09:42:52-04:00May 2nd, 2014|0 Comments
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