About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

The Twelve Days of the Season-A Crooked Christmas Carol

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To head an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. So we’re smack in the middle of the “joys and pleasures” of the Christmas season. I love the glitz and glamor of Christmas—when someone else is doing the glitzing and glamoring. Yet even then, things get out of hand. When the kids were young, I went crazy at Christmas, creating so much holiday cheer in the [...]

2018-10-30T09:45:07-04:00December 10th, 2013|0 Comments

An Etsy Christmas

By: Mary Fran Bontempo [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent="yes" overflow="visible"][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type="1_1" background_position="left top" background_color="" border_size="" border_color="" border_style="solid" spacing="yes" background_image="" background_repeat="no-repeat" padding="" margin_top="0px" margin_bottom="0px" class="" id="" animation_type="" animation_speed="0.3" animation_direction="left" hide_on_mobile="no" center_content="no" min_height="none"] Tree of life necklace on Etsy.com. Malls, crowds, traffic, and piles and piles of the same merchandise. Ugh. It's enough to make a Grinch out of even a Christmas-lover like Clark Griswold. Or me. Which is why I'm exploring other options for the perfect [...]

2018-10-30T09:45:08-04:00December 6th, 2013|0 Comments

Gifts from the Heart–And Wallet

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.     So, I'm thinking of giving dirt for Christmas. Mind you, this isn't just any dirt, it's "Mound Dirt" that comes along with a "Mariano Rivera Signed Photo With Authentic Uniform," available from the New York Times Store, a gift "Just for Him" for the holidays. Apparently, Mariano Rivera is a baseball player, a "closer" [...]

2018-10-30T09:45:09-04:00December 3rd, 2013|1 Comment
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