About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

Swimwear Advice from FashionJeanne

  By: Mary Fran Bontempo and Guest Blogger Jeanne Rihm   “Are you in a fashion rut? Is your closet filled with old, dated clothing? Perhaps you have either lost or gained weight and you don’t know how to dress for your body anymore. You have the right to feel good, be confident and look great! You can be (appropriately) sexy, and sophisticated at any age. It doesn’t matter what size your clothes [...]

2018-10-30T09:47:59-04:00April 24th, 2013|0 Comments

Glad to De-Stuff–Almost

  By: Mary Fran Bontempo We're bursting at the seams. It's not news that the Bontempo household is stuffed. Stuffed full of the stuff that comes with five adults living in a domicile holding the accumulated lifetime belongings of those five people. My husband and I raised our children here, so there's never been the clearing out that comes with a move; we've got 28 years worth of our children's detritus here along [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:00-04:00April 23rd, 2013|0 Comments

The Mona Lisa Masterpiece Mosaic

By: Mary Fran Bontempo Bits and pieces. As everyone who remembers fourth grade science could attest, everything in our world is made up of bits and pieces. Nothing exists that can't be broken down into ever more minute sections. When you're thinking of molecules and atoms, the idea sounds clinical. But bits and pieces can be beautiful. Consider mosaics. Art created from bits and pieces of other things can be nothing short of [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:03-04:00April 19th, 2013|0 Comments

The Naked Castaway–A “Cheeky” Starring Role

  By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. Well, now I’ve seen everything. And I mean that literally. Last Sunday, my husband and I were treated to the repeated sight of a pair of naked, male butt cheeks staring at us from our family room’s television screen. The bum in question paraded about, occasionally jumping or squatting for almost an hour. No, we [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:04-04:00April 17th, 2013|0 Comments
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