About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

My 2012 Christmas Letter to Santa

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. Dear Santa, I don’t know how you do it. Here it is, a few weeks before Christmas and I’m already pooped. I have less than 20 people to shop for and I’ve been running around like a maniac frantically searching for everyone’s “perfect” gift for the big day with only marginal success. Marginal, as the little [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:52-04:00December 11th, 2012|0 Comments

Anna Karenina–A Movie Review

Well, I can cross that off my bucket list.For the longest time, I've wanted to read (or rather, felt I should read) Anna Karenina, Tolstoy's sweeping Russian epic that tells the tale of an aristocratic Russian woman doomed by her extra-marital dalliance with an affluent Army officer.The book's really long, so instead, I went to see the new movie of the same name starring Keira Knightly and Jude Law as Anna and her [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:54-04:00December 7th, 2012|1 Comment

Village Life

by Chrysa SmithHotel du Village.Sounds like a quaint locale in France. But what it actually is, is a lovely restaurant tucked away from the world, just outside of New Hope, PA.We had been there a long time ago. And I'm really not sure why we waited so long to return. Probably because it's not right around the corner. But this French Country building houses one of those experience meals. It feels special. It [...]

2012-12-06T10:00:00-05:00December 6th, 2012|0 Comments

Looking for a Job? Knock em Dead!

By: Mary Fran BontempoAre you or someone you know looking for a job or a career change? Get a leg up on the competition with a super, one-time offer on every book in the globally-recognized Knock em Dead series of career management books, for just $1.99 each. This is a great gift idea--treat yourself or someone you know, but don't wait--the offer is only available from December 2nd until the 15th. If you’ve [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:55-04:00December 5th, 2012|0 Comments

"Just Say, ‘No!"–A Christmas Song for You!

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. Did you ever fight something ferociously, only to know deep inside that you’re doomed to lose? For me, it’s the annual Christmas decorating battle. The mere thought of crawling on hands and knees, clawing my way through the attic and closets to retrieve the mountains of Christmas crud makes me break out in a cold sweat. [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:56-04:00December 4th, 2012|1 Comment

Laughing @ Middle Age, A Philadelphia Sports Cartoon by Pat Achilles

My husband gave me the caption on this cartoon.  I said, "Isn't that a little harsh for Eagles fans?"  He said, "No -- that's exactly how everyone feels!"I have this cartoon available as a Christmas card ($2 per card with envelope, or a box of 8 for $12) - just email me at patachilles@aol.com to order.  Check my website www.achillesportfolio.com for other sports-related holiday cards, funny Christmas cards and Hanukkah cards!

2018-10-30T09:48:57-04:00December 3rd, 2012|1 Comment
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