Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOOO HOOOOO what a ride!’
Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong ~
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
~ Helen Hayes (at 73)~
I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
~ Janette Barber~
Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
~ Caryn Leschen ~
If you can’t be a good example ~ then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
If someone is talking behind your back they are in a good position to KISS YOUR A….!!!
And When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!
–Have a great weekend!