About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

Leave the Shampoo; Bring the Pocket Knife

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. Sooooo…..I can’t bring my shampoo, but I can bring my pocket knife. The Transportation Security Administration last week introduced new rules, due to be implemented April 25th, relaxing restrictions on carry-on items allowed on planes. When I heard restrictions were easing a bit, my first thought was, “Thank God, now I don’t have to tear through [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:23-04:00March 12th, 2013|0 Comments

Oz The Great and Powerful

By: Mary Fran Bontempo Ruby slippers, flying monkeys, witches--good and bad--and a wizard who isn't named Harry. Does it get any better? Well, it's not quite perfect. In this version of Oz, Dorothy's ruby slippers do not make an appearance. In fact, neither does Dorothy herself. Today, Disney releases Oz The Great and Powerful, and takes us to the magical land before the appearance of the little girl from Kansas and her pals. [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:24-04:00March 8th, 2013|1 Comment

Great Names, Good Tastes & Fond Memories

by Chrysa Smith Back before Christmas, my mother told me she was looking for a nightgown. If you haven’t read it before, she’s 90, so that pretty well leaves out anything from Victoria’s Secret. A granny nightgown is what she wanted, and quite frankly, the old-fashioned, flannel, button up to your neck and grace the floor type isn’t all that easy to find. So after scouring every store, I reverted to the web. [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:25-04:00March 7th, 2013|1 Comment

Returning the Bling–Pope Benedict Gives Back the Shoes and the Ring

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. They asked for the shoes and the jewelry back. Once the now-former Pope Benedict XVI announced that he would be retiring from the papacy (and who knew that was an option?), his title as head of the world’s 1.18 billion Catholics wasn’t the only thing he had to return. The ex-Pope does get to keep a [...]

2018-10-30T09:48:26-04:00March 5th, 2013|0 Comments
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