About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

A Saturday Chuckle–Words to Live By!

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming 'WOOO HOOOOO what a ride!'Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.~ Cora Harvey Armstrong ~Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:18-04:00June 23rd, 2012|0 Comments

The Buddy Holly Story

by Chrysa SmithI was born in 1960. And at that time, rock 'n roll had already made its way onto the music scene. So, while I heard Buddy Holly's name mentioned, and I did know a few of his songs, I didn't know his fascinating story. At least until the other day, when I took in the play: The Buddy Holly Story.How much of the story is historically accurate, I don't know. But [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:18-04:00June 22nd, 2012|1 Comment

Summer Pasta

by Chrysa SmithI don't know about you, but except for the year-round desire for a good burger or steak, I change up my summer menus.Lots of them involve salad bases; especially since I had an especially good and tasty crop of lettuce this year. But salads everyday? Nah. So, I've gone looking for another base and re-discovered pasta.Most folks eat theirs hot, or in a cold macaroni salad that consists of a tub [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:18-04:00June 21st, 2012|1 Comment

Under $50 Buys You–Colorful Handbags!

This week, we're back at T.J. Maxx for our latest finds--fabulous brightly colored handbags just in time for summer! These Big Buddha "Ariel" style bags retail for $95.00. (Click here to see a link.) T.J. Maxx price--$39.99! They're bright, roomy, and have a shoulder strap as well as double handled grips. A fun bag sure to make you smile. Thanks, T.J. Maxx!

2018-10-30T09:51:18-04:00June 20th, 2012|0 Comments

The Secret to a 31 Year Marriage

By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.I don’t remember exactly what I was doing, but the conversation went something like this:My husband, Dave: “Are you enjoying yourself?”Me: “I don’t know; is this bugging you?”Dave: “Pretty much.”Me: “Then I’m enjoying myself.”June 20, 2012 marks 31 years of wedded bliss for my hubby and me. Of course, after 31 years, “wedded bliss” is a relative term, [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:19-04:00June 19th, 2012|6 Comments
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