By: Mary Fran Bontempo
Anthony Weiner, a.k.a. Carlos Danger, and no, I’m not making that up, has once again been caught sending pics of his, yes, weiner, over the phone to a woman not his wife. Presumably, wife Humas Abedin has seen enough of that thing to last her a lifetime. At least one would hope, although she has again been at the narcissistic lunatic’s side during his latest round of mea culpas.
The former congressman and current mayoral candidate from New York–Hahahahaha! He still thinks he can win, as evidenced by his “You’re stuck with me” remark to the Staten Island Advance last Sunday–gets the prize for arrogance, stupidity and really dumb fake names. Back in 2011, when Weiner first was exposed (pun intended), I wrote an open letter to him, and all men, who think their stuff is special. He obviously didn’t read it the first time, so I’m re-running it below. And this time, please, PLEASE, Mr. Weiner, don’t just read it, COMMIT IT TO MEMORY.
Oh, and Huma, your resume indicates you’re a pretty smart woman. Prove it. GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. You’re not doing yourself any favors by sticking with a serial exhibitionist. As for his political ambitions, get some of your own and exploit yourself as a brave woman who dumped a jerk. I can hear the rallying cries now.
Next, my plea to all men, below:
Please pay close attention to what I’m about to say:
We don’t care what your parts look like. Stop sending us pictures, emails and other communications showing us your stuff. We don’t want to see it.
You, for some reason, are enamored of our stuff and want to look at it all the time. We share no such compulsion. That’s not to say that we don’t appreciate a handsome guy. We’d just rather see him in a suit. Especially if he’s a waiter bringing us a margarita.
Furthermore, the “sexting?” Well that’s just stupid. I’m not sure what you get out of that either, but I’m willing to bet that whoever is sexting you back is also getting a pedicure or washing her hair or cleaning the bathroom. What she’s not doing is getting all hot and bothered over your self-delusional tapping.
Thanks to one of your own, former New York Representative Anthony Weiner (really?), we are again publicly subject to the imaginings of another guy who thinks he’s “all that.” Well, he ain’t. And even if he were, no man can pull off that kind of crap without looking like a jerk.
George Clooney, quite possibly the most glorious human of all time, does not send women random pictures of his body parts nor forward lewd messages. He has the good sense to leave all of it to our imagination, which, frankly, is exactly where we women would like those things to stay. If George were to suddenly lose his mind and engage in such behavior, well, we might take a peek (after all, he is George Clooney), but he would then be relegated to the growing pile of fools who can’t seem to get it through their heads that, unless a woman was a cast member on Jersey Shore, WE DON’T WANT TO SEE IT!
If you really want to get our attention, try acting like a gentleman. Given what your kind is offering up of late, you’ll tower above the crowd. Oh, and we like to laugh. Not at the pictures you send us (and believe me, we are laughing at those), but at a legitimate sense of humor. Most important, be honest. We’re tired of all the B.S.
Be a good guy, make us laugh, stick with the truth and the ladies will be taking numbers to fill up your dance card.
In closing, I hope I haven’t offended. I’m just trying to keep you from offending us. Do the species a favor and put the word out. And for heaven’s sake, make sure that’s all you put out, because again, we don’t want to see it.
P.S. Okay, let’s be clear; I like looking at good looking guys. Just not in pieces on my cell phone or computer. I’m just saying.
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