by Mary Fran Bontempo and Chrysa Smith
The Granny Panties bloggers are also good friends. We started this “blogazine” with humor in mind. So, even though we work really hard at this, there are nights, after a long week, when a case of the sillies sets in. This past week was a good example.
All invited to speak at a writer’s conference (Pearl S. Buck Writer’s Conference), we were discussing the opening night festivities. One guest came with the invitation, and I casually threw out that I might see what
Chrysa: Hey, that conference event at 7pm on Fri? I’ll plan on going to that. I see that we’re allowed to bring one guest, so I’m thinking about asking
Mary Fran: Wait a minute—I wanted dibs on Clooney.
Chrysa: No can do. You have Patrick Dempsey, Carmen has Colin Firth—she claimed him a while ago–I have
M.F.: Fine. I’ll take Dempsey. He doesn’t rev my engine like Clooney, but he’ll do. Pat can have Damon, or maybe John Krasinsky?
Chrysa: Something about Clooney—the suave, debonair style. It’s the same with Dean Martin, who I’ve thought was sexy since I was a young girl.
M.F.: Me, too! I always thought Dean Martin was really hot, in an Italian Stallion kind of way. Anybody who sings gets me—love Michael Buble, but he’s a little on the young side. Harry Connick makes me faint. Come to think of it, as far as oldsters go, I also thought Jimmy Stewart was kind of sexy in It’s a Wonderful Life. Ewww…just read that. Now I’m getting weird….
It went on like that for a while, but you get the idea. Conclusion: You’re never too old to fantasize and we fully intend to execute that right to our last breaths.
Now, for a look at some really delicious men (minus Jimmy Kimmel—sorry, Jimmy) check out this video on You Tube. A little long, but well worth the “handsome!”